Nathan Crane

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( The Tortoise )

07:44 pm: I happened upon an episode of Man Vs Wild the other day. It made me wonder if humans really are more durable than most people think, or if we're just that stupid and have survived on the whims of some spiritual power. I think both could definitely be plausible.

Bear Grylls is, in any case, insane. Not sure if I admire the guy or think he needs to be locked in.

02:20 pm: 007 - March 11th
Apparently a statement that 'she died doing what she loved' was deemed unsuitable when discussing the recent death at SeaWorld. My collegues are so boring.

09:31 pm: 006 - August 17th
Saw a pretty girl today on my way to work. Dainty little thing she was, sixteen, seventeen tops. Brunette, false eyelashes, a bit heavy on the make-up - like taken straight out of one of those fashion magazines. Damn, she even wore the right designer clothes. There was only one flaw in her appearance.

The baby she carried on her hip.

There's a Paris Hilton-vibe over it all. Babies seem to be the latest accessory, like those miniature dogs. Forget about the dogs - now it's babies. Get one, be hip.

They should stick to spoiling puppies and dressing them up in tutus and sunglasses.

12:19 pm: 005 - June 24th
I've been subjected to Lily Allen's music for three days straight. I am starting to consider the best way to end it - so far, throwing my co-worker's laptop and speakers out the window is the most tempting one.

03:50 pm: 004 - May 30th
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The meds aren't a blessing, they're a curse, but at least they're a counter-curse to the other problems. Glad my doctor agrees.

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Why is it that parents never listen to what you say? Never ever.

I hate my dad. I tell him so. Yet he shows up at my doorstep with bloody plastic flowers.

What's the deal? Am I secretly allergic to flowers? Is he pulling my leg? Has he put microphones and miniature cameras in the pots to spy on me?

The man could keel over any day, I wouldn't mind.

02:32 am: 003 - May 17th
If one more person refers to me as a 'social butterfly' - man, woman or pink, fluffy dog alike - I can't be held responsible for my actions.

Especially if they're a puppeteer.

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I can't leave the house unless the pens on the kitchen counter are perfectly aligned with each other. I have to lock and unlock the front door five times before I can go in or out. I can't turn the TV on unless I tap the remote three times in a certain way. I don't know what the hell my doctor was thinking, pausing my medication, but it's not working. It did for two or three days, but now it's just messed up. I have to call him.

07:52 pm: 002 - May 14th
I knew my rabbit comment would come back and bite me in the arse. I think they call it karma.

I went to work today, and I was half an hour late due to these two PETA women desperately wanting to talk to me about becoming a vegan or not wearing fur or whatever it was. I couldn't shake them until I came to the work entrance doors.

I did have a good mind to take a detour to go by a fur coat just to spite them. Maybe a rabbit one just to flip off the guy upstairs. Or whoever deals with the karma.

12:22 am: 001 - May 9th
Yeah, rabbits can go jump off a cliff.